If he was a gas station owner instead of mayor, he’d still have the $20 in his pocket

We don’t pretend to understand Arkansas. Most of what we know about the state comes from an X-Files episode in which Mulder and Scully are investigating a sudden spike in CJD cases. Normally associated with Mad Cow, in this little corner of Hillbilly Heaven, the CJD is more like Mad Chicken, with poultry workers eating their dead friends and relatives.

Enter Waldron, Arkansas Mayor Troy Anderson. What’s a guy to do when he is both horny and broke? If $20 can’t buy him love, he gets a discount booty rate by discounting the water rate.