FBI seeks moles to spy on vegan potlucks???!!!??? Well, they better bring something good to eat.

Can this be true?  Are the Keystone Kops running the FBI???!!??

Having been vegan for many years and having attended quite a few of these things, let me tell you the conversation is about food, food, and food.  The most subversive thing I ever heard was the suggestion to try lentil soup made without garlic.  Heresy, true.  But hardly treason.

Here’s some useful info for Special Agent Mazzola:   Dearie, we go to these potlucks to stuff ourselves full of good grub.  Discussing the GOP and/or it’s upcoming festivities in Minnesota does not go on for one simple reason – it would kill our appetites.