It is better to send in the Peace Corps than the Marine Corp... ....Teddy Kennedy -----------------------
“Evolution is a fact. Beyond reasonable doubt, beyond serious doubt, beyond sane, informed, intelligent doubt, beyond doubt evolution is a fact” ....Richard Dawkins
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You campaigned for them, voted for them, got them into office. Now hold their feet to the fire

Try to Contain Yourselves, Ladies! He’s on the Loose!

Somewhat shopworn, $74K lighter in the bank, about to be unemployed and still possibly facing criminal charges. All the single ladies, line up for Mr. South Carolina!

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford has closed two chapters of his life, agreeing to pay $74,000 in fines to resolve ethics charges brought against him after last summer’s [...]

Two years lost – 2009, you sucked right to the bitter end.

UPDATE: It looks like we will be able to recreate some of the missing data via Google cache. Our love/hate relationship with Google is currently pointing to love.

If things around here look a little shopworn, there’s a really shitty reason.

Due to a combination of my own ineptness and unclear instructions on database upgrading, we have [...]

“Let’s not pretend they’re a news network”

Like Alan Grayson, Anita Dunn was a “Huh? Who?” name to most liberals a few weeks ago. But like Congressman Grayson, she’ll be a star by noon.

That’s what happens when someone in the Democratic party finds the intestinal fortitude to tell the truth about the GOP and their fanboys.

Senate Finance Committee votes down public option; sticks with Every Man For Himself system

Here’s the Dishonor Roll of Democrats who betrayed the people:

Committee Chairman Max Baucus (D-Mont.), Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.), Kent Conrad (D-N.D.), Bill Nelson (D-Fla.) and Tom Carper (D-Del.).

Remember them when their Primary opponents need money.

(More info at  Huffpo)

Goodbye, Whole Foods! It’s been a slice.

It surprises most city dwellers we know to learn how hard it is for us in farm country to buy good fresh produce locally.  That’s because this is corn and soybeans country and most folks don’t realize that 98% of the soybeans and 80% of the corn grown in the United States is the type [...]

Something Worth Forwarding

That’s the subject line in an email from David Axelrod.  “Something worth forwarding.”  Jesus!  Talk about a subject line guaranteed to see it’s deleted from many inboxes without reading because it looks like spam!

Axelrod is an alright sort.  It’s just that this White House, so beautifully eloquent in long form communications like speeches, really sucks [...]

Finally! A James Dobson I can get behind!

I’ve never been able to muster much good feeling for the slimy, hateful puppy-beating, possibly pedophilic reprobate, but if he’s going to encourage his addlepated followers not to vote for John McCain and, in fact, not to vote at all for either candidate for President in November, that’s a James Dobson that works for me.
Here [...]

Let’s turn down the lights and put on our jammies. Maybe then Texas will go.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-perry18-2009may18,0,3281558.story

Congratulations, Eugene Robinson! Well done and well deserved!

Eugene Robinson Wins Pulitzer

Full list here

Gov Douglas edged out for Biggest Asshole in Vermont title.

Last night, the Vermont House of Representatives passed a bill giving the OK to same sex marriage. Passed it by a healthy margin, too. 95-52. O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

The frustrating thing is that’s just a handful of votes short of what it would take to override the veto Republican Gov. [...]

The FISA surrender went so well, the House has decided to just give up governing altogether

It was so easy!  Go along to get along, vote for capitulation and call it compromise.  Piece of cake!  In fact, all that work involved in giving a rat’s ass and fighting the good fight and protecting and defending the Constitution seems silly in retrospect.  Just show up, vote whatever’s easy and then forget about [...]

FBI seeks moles to spy on vegan potlucks???!!!??? Well, they better bring something good to eat.

Can this be true?  Are the Keystone Kops running the FBI???!!??

Having been vegan for many years and having attended quite a few of these things, let me tell you the conversation is about food, food, and food.  The most subversive thing I ever heard was the suggestion to try lentil soup made without garlic.  Heresy, [...]

Kinda like Philip Morris selling nicotine patches. Only worse.

The mantra for business used to be “create a need and then fill it.” But if you can get customers to ante up for both the problem and the solution, oh baby!

Nestle – the company that’s turning your butt into the 51st state with products like Baby Ruth candy bars, Goobers, Gobstoppers, and Hot [...]

Erm..um..let’s see. There’s stealing and..erm…murder, that’s bad..and…erm..oh, yeah, replace your divots!

If you’re wandering about DC this week, watch out for Very Serious People, dressed in government drag, walking into traffic while all their attention is fixed on a scrap of paper.

These are Republicans who ride the tiger of the Religious Wrong Right and who are studying the 10 Commandments, skeered silly they’ll fall into the [...]

Implausible Deniability

George Bush didn’t know anything about the slaughter of innocent civilians, including small children, at Haditha until months later when a reporter from Time asked him about it.

It’s hard to be surprised at this claim. The man has made a career of being out of the loop when anything potentially embarrassing was going on.

He [...]