Can this be true? Are the Keystone Kops running the FBI???!!??
Having been vegan for many years and having attended quite a few of these things, let me tell you the conversation is about food, food, and food. The most subversive thing I ever heard was the suggestion to try lentil soup made without garlic. Heresy, [...]
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FBI seeks moles to spy on vegan potlucks???!!!??? Well, they better bring something good to eat.
May 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Assholes · Election 2008 · FBI · Just Plain Weird · Republicans · Terrorism - real or manufactured fear · hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! · vegetarianism
If he was a gas station owner instead of mayor, he’d still have the $20 in his pocket
May 17th, 2006 · No Comments
We don’t pretend to understand Arkansas. Most of what we know about the state comes from an X-Files episode in which Mulder and Scully are investigating a sudden spike in CJD cases. Normally associated with Mad Cow, in this little corner of Hillbilly Heaven, the CJD is more like Mad Chicken, with poultry [...]
Tags: Hookers! · Republicans · hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Son of GOP state senator admits to sodomizing 18 boys, 11- to 14-year-old with broomsticks and flashlights in at least 40 incidents. Gets plea deal
April 5th, 2006 · No Comments
Connected
Two young men charged with sodomizing 18 boys at a youth camp last year have been offered a plea agreement that may net them little jail time and no record of sexual assault.
Clifton Bennett, 18, the son of Arizona Senate President Ken Bennett, and his co-defendant, Kyle Wheeler, 19, were charged in January with 18 [...]
Tags: Assholes · Republicans
Jesse Helms suffers from dementia
April 3rd, 2006 · No Comments
Hey, we could have told you this years ago.
Former U.S. Sen. Jesse Helms, in increasingly poor health since he left office three years ago, has vascular dementia and has moved into a convalescent center near his home, his wife said.
“He has his good days and his bad days,” Dot Helms told the News & Observer [...]
Tags: Republicans
GOP revolt: White House told Rove is out of touch
March 28th, 2006 · No Comments
No sympathy here. The GOP rode the tiger with Rove and now they have to choose between being eaten by him or being eaten by the voters.
An increasing number of House Republican members are urging President Bush to keep Karl Rove out of the driver’s seat in the 2006 congressional campaign.GOP sources said House [...]
Tags: Karl Rove · Republicans
When Republicans eat their own
March 27th, 2006 · No Comments
That much-vaunted GOP unity is looking a little tattered these days.
Social-conservative groups have warned Republicans that their voters feel unappreciated and frustrated with Congress and that the party must get more aggressive on such values issues as marriage, human cloning, religious freedom and abortion if they want a decent turnout from the conservative base in [...]
Tags: Republicans